AMURICA

nishlo:

wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

(via iwishihadafather)

• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

wesniall:

i want to kiss nialls face

thekingofholmeschapel:

harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.

(via yeahniall)

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via necrophilofthefuture)

noshirtnoblouse:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE

I CAN SEE HIM PUTTING ON A REALLY HIGH VOICE BEING LIKE “OH LOOK AT THE FANS THEY’RE SUCH DARLINGS”

(via wesniall)